My Life

evolutional:

the only time I interact with my family is when I’m highly intoxicated

(via acomas)

"just give me one sign, one fucking sign, that you care"

- unknown (via fvckem)

(Source: broken-heavily, via iamphamtastic)

"Don’t ask her to moan. Make her."

- (via ucanjudge)

(via eyesonmyfatty)

"Don’t ask her to moan. Make her."

- (via ucanjudge)

(via eyesonmyfatty)

endenogatai:

Me flirting

(Source: orangeskins, via iamphamtastic)

danasaur-lester:

thehardcoredanosaur:

what if childbirth is just the pain of the 9 periods you missed

and all this time i thought it was the baby ripping through your vagina

(via thefuuuucomics)

dirudo:

Hot Italian Guy: I have a big dick… guess how big it is

Me:

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(via exhaustedwanderer)